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This horrible thing is what you call modern art

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Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

I wanna die like my grandpa

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Sardar's wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

Go and water the plants

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Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
its already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.

Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
"Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back."

Sardar : u will go to jail..

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Teacher: "I killed a person"
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

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