Sardar SMS / Text Messages

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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl

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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year"

I want my child to laugh

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Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?

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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

A sardarji photographer is focusing

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A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

What is a adult joke?

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Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

Sardar was wearing mosquito net

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In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
?
?
?
Saradar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi