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A Teacher lecturing on population

A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.

Why r all these people running?

Sardar-
why r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

I wanna die like my grandpa

Sardar's wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..

Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
"Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back."

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