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This category offers sardar sms jokes, sardar sms, sardar jokes, hindi sardar jokes, funny sardar jokes etc.

Please note that these jokes are not here to make a bad image about Sardar community.


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Is that a sun or moon

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A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city..


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Traffic signal for aeroplane

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Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said €India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air


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What is skeleton?

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Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!


posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

Nurse, Sardar and blood test

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NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST



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Examiner taking practical of sardar

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In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it's legs only?
Sardar:I don't know.
Examiner:You failed, what's your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name


posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

1st ever intelligent sardar.

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1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)


posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS


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Sardar on phone:

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Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦


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