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This category offers sardar sms jokes, sardar sms, sardar jokes, hindi sardar jokes, funny sardar jokes etc.

Please note that these jokes are not here to make a bad image about Sardar community.

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The report said, "DELIVERED"

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Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, "DELIVERED".

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Sardar Joined a new job

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"

posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl

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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year"

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ATM Jammed because of ...

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Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
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.
.
Because
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Sardar's Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said", Enter Ur PIN" ;)

posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

I want my child to laugh

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Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?


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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

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