Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Umeed nahi fir bi jiye jate hai..
khali hai bottle fir bi piye jate hai.,

Himmat to dekho hamari…
Response aata nehi fir bhi sms kiye jate hai….

Duniya me 3 insan khush hote hai
1 jise sacha pyar milta hai
Dusra jise achha yaar milta hai
teesra jise mera msg baar baar milta hai
Kyu aa gai na (smile)

Miss ne nursery class k bchay se kaha
1 se 10 tk gino main tumhen kiss krun gi
Bacha bola:
Agr me 1 se 1000 tak ginu to koi pakage hai?

Door se dekha to andey ubal rahey they
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Door se dekha to andey ubal rahey they
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Pas a ker dekha to Ganjey uchal rahe they:)

Aik pagal dosre pagal se:
Latifa kisey kehtey hain

Dosra pagal: Latif ki B.V ko

Chand lamho ki zindagi hai,
Nafraton se jiya nahi karte,

Lagta hai dushmano se guzarish karni padegi,
Kyunki aap to ab sms kiya nahi karte.

Kaam kaam kaam
10 to 5 tak kaam
uske baad ek shaam
ush shaam mein aapke liye ek pyara sa jaam
ush jaam se aap hamesha k liye jaam
to bhool jao kaam

Aankho mein ansu aa jatte hai,
Phir bhi labo par hasi rakhni parrti hai,

Ye haal tabhi hota hai,
Jab lambe safar main susu rokni parrti hai….