Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart...!
Ur miss call is beat of my Heart...!
Ur call is blood circulation of my heart...!
So please keep my active Heart...!
Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages
By face how do i look?
(10 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading...By face how do i look?
Innocent!
Sharp!
Proud!
Full of attitude!
Decent!
Illmanerd!
Funny!
Cute!
Zidi!
Pretty!
Send it 2 all ur frndz ,
n c wat they think abt u..But reply me 1st!
Have a Great Sunday...
(9 votes, average: 2.78 out of 5)Loading...Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday
and asked Thursday whether Friday
has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday...
Have you caught the thief
(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.
Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.
Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.
Welcome to love.com
(9 votes, average: 3.22 out of 5)Loading...WELCOME to www.love.com
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Don't take ur troubles to bed
(7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)Loading...Despite the Old saying
"Don't Take Your Troubles & Worries To Bed"
Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD.. :-)
Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne
(25 votes, average: 4.24 out of 5)Loading...Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne,
Meri zindagi per ehsan kar diya,
Is mobile mein yeh last rupiya tha,
Daikh wob bhi tere naam kar dia,
How do u fit 30 indians
(7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)Loading...How do you fit 30
Indians in Maruti 800?
Throw a 100 rupee note inside
Osama Bin Laden's favourite song
(8 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Osama Bin Laden's favourite song:
"O Main Nikla
Plane Leke
Raste Mein
New York Mein
Ek Mod Aaya
Main WTC Tod Aaya."
Usama asked Kajol
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Usama asked Kajol,"hows ur life?"
She replied,"kabhi khushi kabhi ghum."
Then Kajol asked Usama,"what abt U?"
He replied,"kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB."
The length & breadth & height of you
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I'll have to take a bite of you.
Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife
From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,
There"s Still Pain Of Loosing 9