Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

You And Your Feelings
Are Important To Your
Friends
Till
They Are Single

Behavior before and after marriage

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If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won't take place..

On the other hand,

If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won't take place ;)

Ladki ko mirgi ka attack

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Science teacher :
agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho
to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi.

Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.

Nagative answer

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By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?"

To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
"Nothing of these, I haven't done."

The Final Exam Will Be Based On

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80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
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The One Lecture You Missed
And
The One Topic You Didn't Read.

Men are like bank accounts.

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Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money
they don't generate
a lot of interest.

Marry someone who can cook

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Marry Someone Who Can COOK
LOVE Fades,
HUNGER Doesn’t

:-P

Cut workload by 50%

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Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p