Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!

Definition of Human being by a philosopher:

A creature that cuts trees
and makes paper,
and on those papers
writes
"SAVE TREES"

Dear Guys,
May your life be as awesome
as you pretend it is on
Facebook __ :-D

Dear Girls,
May your life not be as bad
as you pretend it is on
Facebook __ :-P

Dear Technology,

Its 2013 and we still don’t
have a perfume/body-spray
that smells nice and repels
mosquitoes.

I am really disappointed :-(

Marry Someone Who Can COOK
LOVE Fades,
HUNGER Doesn’t

:-P

Life would be so much easier
If everyone had the same
mobile phone charger:-P

koi Book aesi milti jis pey Dil luta dety,
Her subject ney demagh khaya kisi 1 ko nipta dety,

Ab sylabus dekh ker ye sochten hain k,
1 maheena or hota to anni paa dety

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