Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

In newyork, a man was watching a movie at home
and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!! :'(
Don't go inside the church its a trap!!

Wife: what are u watching?

Man: our wedding DVD :p

Equation Of Life

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Equation Of Life

? Life + Love = Happy
Life - Love = Sad

Adding above 2,

Life + Love = Happy
Life - Love = Sad

2Life = Happy + Sad

So,

Life = 1/2Happy + 1/2Sad

Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!

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Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend
and will love his wife more.

A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends
and will love his 1st wife more.

A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends
and will love his girlfriends more.

An pakistani man will have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends
and he still loves his mummy more.

The King, queen & chess

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Chess says everything
about husband and wife.
The King has to take things one step at a time,
while the Queen can do whatever she wants.

Rs.500 for each money-saving idea

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Company offered Rs.500 for
each money-saving idea
submitted by it's employees.

First prize went to the employee
who suggested the award
be cut to Rs.250:p

I am teaching history.

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A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table.
The wife asked,"Anything new at work?
He replied, No, I am teaching history.

The most "hungry + sad" moment

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The most "hungry + sad" moment
.
.
.
When you're sitting in the examination hall,
feeling hungry
&
then the invigilator is served
hot "tea with samosas".

If u were my husband / wife

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If you were my husband,
I would poison your coffee

If you were my wife
I would drink it.