Misc SMS Jokes Messages Collection

socha tha her mor pay apka sath daingay,
her mor pay apka intizar karaingay,
her mor pay pa say khushiyan bantay gay,
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per kambakhat road hi “SEEDHAY” niklay

Dil ap ka ho dharkane hamari hon,
Ankhen aap ki, aansu hamare hon,
Chehra aap ka, muskurahat hamari ho,
Khuda kare hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho,
Nokri ap karo ro salary hamari ho.

Kal ho “AAJ” jaisa,
Mahal ho “TAJ” Jaisa,
Phool ho “GULAB” jaisa,
or Zindagi k her qadam pe FRIEND HO
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excuse me ?
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hellO
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Friend ho ?
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Mujh jaisa (H):p

Life is just a fun,
It passes like none.

life we pass is just a game,
It finishes like a flame.

Life may be passed or made
Life may be happy or sad.

Life is knife for sad people,
It is a pretty world for mad people

Dil se roye magar honton se muskura baithe,
Yun he hum kisi se dosti nibha baithe,

Woh hamain 1 sms na kar paye,
Jin k liye hum sms packages kerwa beithay

Accounts k student ki gaali:-

Salay bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debt,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent admi,
Khandan ka net loss,

tu paida kion howa ?

Banany wale ne ek DOST mere lia banaya hy,
Jise aap k roop mein mainey paaya hay,

Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy,
Jaise purani haeli main “BHOOT” ka saaya hay

Mein woh nai k shaadi hoi or badal gia,

Mera wohi mizaj
wohi zoq hoga,
Shade se pehle bhi
mujhe shadi ka shoq ho ga,

Shadi k bad bhi mujhe
shadi ka shoq ho ga:p