When u get this sms
(8 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
Loading...When u get this sms,
send it 1 person u love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of,
and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u?
Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]
SMS / Text Messages
(8 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Dil ko dil se churaya aap nay
(7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)Loading...Hamar dil ko dil se churaya aap nay,
Door hotay howay bhi apna banaya aap nay,
Kabhi bhi na bhool pain gay aap ko,
Kiyon k yaad rakhna bhi sikhaya aap nay!
I am on mission impossible
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...I'm on a mission!
Mission to make u cute,
2 make u beautiful,
2 make u smart,
2 make u genious.
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in short.
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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
Dil me har raaz daba k rakhte hain
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Dil me har raaz daba k rakhte hain,
Honto pay muskan saja k rakhtey hain,
Ye duniya sirf khushi main saath deti hay,
Is liye hum apne aanso chupa k rakhte hain...
Tell me more about Shariq
(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)Loading...Boy:"I m not rich like Shariq,
I don't have a big car like Shariq,
But I really love you"
Girl:"I love u too, but tell me
more about Shariq."
Tu qasam say umer bhar muskurao gay
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Yun ainon say kab tak dil behlao gay,
Jab andhera hoga khud ko tanha paogay,
Hum jesa koi dost rahey agar tumhare sath,
Tu qasam say umer bhar muskurao gay..
Always keep ur pic in ur pocket
(9 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)Loading...Tip of the day:
Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y?
Whenever u face any problem
just c ur pic & say 3 times,
"if I can face this, I can face anything"
Daman bhi chota lagnay lagay
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Muskurahaton say bhari ho zindagi,
Chahaton say bhara ho har pal,
Daman bhi chota lagnay lagay,
itni khushian day aapko her aanay wala kal..
Where does God live?
(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy
bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
Dosti ka asar zara dair say hota hay
(9 votes, average: 3.22 out of 5)Loading...Kabhi kabhi aisa bhi hota hay,
Dosti ka asar zara dair say hota hay,
Aap ko lagta hai hum kuch nahin sochte ap k bare main.
Per hamari her baat main aap ka hi ziker hota hai..
What is my age?
(8 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Teacher:
(1)There is a frog,
(2)Ship is sinking,
(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg.
Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well, my sister is
16 yrs old and she is half mad.
Kia usay bhi hamara khayal aata hai
(14 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)Loading...Fursat main jub kabhi wo yaad aata hai,
Dil main sirf aik hi sawal aata hai,
Yaad kartay hain jisay hum..!!!
kia usay bhi hamara khayal aata hai