Baby Quote by Zach Braff

If I ever become a mummy, I'm going to have it so when somebody opens my lid, a boxing glove on a spring shoots…

— Jack Handey

That was my earliest maladaptive coping mechanism I forged when I was a kid. I found that my fists weren't going to do any…

— Ryan Reynolds

The first time I tried to put a new diaper on my baby, I yanked the little Velcro strap too jerkily and actually punched…

— Paul Reiser

When I was a child, my father taught me to put up my fists like a boy and to be prepared to defend myself…

— Camille Paglia

In junior high in Germany I fought kids all the time. I had such a bad temper, I almost got thrown out of school.…

— Shaquille O'Neal

I was in diapers when my parents left me with the babysitter to participate in an armored car robbery. They never came home.

— Chesa Boudin

If I ever got abused as a infant I'd do some Chucky shit, grab a knife, and kill somebody.

— Jenni Monroe

I was a disappointment to my parents before I drew my first breath. After five boys, they had been praying for a girl and…

— Nigel Benn

When I was younger and my parents used to always slap my hand if I was picking my nose or if I was running…

— Prince William

I've had two fights in my life. Both times I threw one punch, and both times I broke my hand! I really am a…

— Taron Egerton

I verily believe that I never took infant in my arms that did not the moment it was there by its cries beg to…

— Dorothy Wordsworth

When I was little I'd put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost my arms.

— Anonymous