Boxing Quote by Jack Handey

I'm a proper mummy's boy.

— Shayne Ward

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

— Zach Braff

I don't know how my mother did it, but I had boxing gloves on my hands when I was born!

— Fabio Gatti

I'm like a bottle of milk with gloves.

— Jim Watt

“The glove compartment of my car is empty, but one of these days, I’m going to fill it with an assortment of gloves—everything from…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket is a coffin, if the cops are after you and you have to dump a body quick.
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— Jarod Kintz

Mummy wrap the kids, have em cryin for they mummy back. Dummy that your daddy is, tell em I just want my racks.

— Jay-Z

As if the world and they were hand and glove.

— William Cowper

“a living, moving, human arm. In actuality, what people are seeing is your hand, passing straight through a "dummy" glove with an attached fake”

— Instructables

I always putted without a glove but I have no idea why - I saw others doing it and copied them.

— Seve Ballesteros

“Over the years our mother has beaten us with belts, shoes, rulers, extension cords, hair brushes, a wooden spoon, a fly swatter, a toilet…

— Bob Thurber

When the coffin shakes and the needle breaks

— Deftones