Bed Quote by Woody Allen

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.

— Woody Allen

The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.

— Margaret Smith

Contraception doesn't define a woman.

— Nikki Haley

Contraception is a couple's issue.

— Joanna Coles

“She says, "Do you have any rubbers?" I say, I thought she was barren. "Sure, I'm sterile," she says, "but I've had unprotected sex…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Premature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, "Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before."

— Dave Attell

“The best contraception method is to tell a man he can come inside your asshole or on your face.”

— Jack Freestone

It's not about contraception. It's about economic liberty, it's about freedom of speech, it's about freedom of religion, it's about government control of your…

— Rick Santorum

Contraceptives are an insult to womanhood.

— Mahatma Gandhi

Contraception contradicts the full truth of the sexual act as the proper expression of conjugal love.

— Pope John Paul II

I have four kids. They are two years apart, and contraception has been very, very good to me.

— Foster Friess

“After weighing the pros and cons, I’ve decided sex with you would be mutually satisfying. You’re attractive and pleasant. And clean. You kiss very…

— Nora Roberts