Funny Quote by Virginia Smith Download Open image ““Would you look at you two? What's the special occa-ouch!”” — Virginia Smith ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
“We look at each other with shy relief. It's the look two odd socks give when they recognise each other in the wild.” — Fiona Wood Copy Share Image
“She told me she has her eye on me, so I said, And what do you have your other eye on?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Give me a smelly hello, and a tasty goodbye. The two are connected, and without the first, you couldn’t enjoy the second.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I supposed that if I had a third eye in the middle of my forehead she would want one of those too. “You don’t… — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
“I glanced around, but no one seemed to be watching me. That would probably change once I started yelling at a waiter. I have… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“I force a smile and hold up my hand, which must end up looking like some sort of strange, leery wince, like I've just… — Craig Silvey Copy Share Image
“He laughed, a big, open-mouthed laugh that made her think of words beginning with the letter O.” — Kerrigan Bane Copy Share Image
“But what about the staring? They're always staring at me!" "You are rather nice to look at.” — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“Neither of these staring experiences was erotic for me, but they may have been for the two young men who did the staring. Who… — Siri Hustvedt Copy Share Image
“Jane gave me an expression she called the “stink-eye.” I returned it with the bitch-brow. And we sat back and let the two expressions… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I just wondered why God hasn’t ever delivered chocolate ice cream to me.” — Virginia Smith Copy Share Image
“As long as the focus is on God the style of the music is irrelevant.” — Virginia Smith Copy Share Image
“You need to see that you can compete with the best and win. You've got the right stuff, Joan Sanderson!” — Virginia Smith Copy Share Image
“Cracker Barrel’s dining room bustled with activity. Joan had to raise her voice to be heard by Eve, who sat at the” — Virginia Smith Copy Share Image
“It is amazing what God will tell you, if you only take the time to listen.” — Virginia Smith Copy Share Image
“It’s not funny, Joan. My bras are all in the first row, color-coded alphabetically from left to right, and then a row of panties,… — Virginia Smith Copy Share Image
“had grown tonight, since Gordy and Crystal both brought friends. Joan was ecstatic at the popularity their little” — Virginia Smith Copy Share Image
“Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for new friends, and for this evening of fellowship. We ask that you guide our conversations, and that they'll… — Virginia Smith Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
