Funny Quote by Unkown Download Open image “When u stick the tampen in it looks like a roman candle - We're The Millers” — Unkown ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Movies
“When she comes down to supper I don't like her any better; in fact, a hell of a lot less. She's put on a… — Cornell Woolrich Copy Share Image
whats here a cup closed in my true loves hand poisin i see hath been his timeless end. oh churl drunk all and left… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes. — James Stewart Copy Share Image
You know what southern women are? Whiskey in a teacup. We're strong in the inside, but ornate on the outside. — Hannah Brown Copy Share Image
You know these love letters mix with whisky, just don't light a match when you kiss me. — Jon Bon Jovi Copy Share Image
“His fingers painted my skin with ruby red patterns of desire. In Keahi’s kiss I could taste the red burn of chili encrusted in… — Lani Wendt Young Copy Share Image
A club there is of smokers--dare you come To that close, clouded, hot, narcotic room? When, midnight past, the very candles seem Dying for… — George Crabbe Copy Share Image
“As I pass Logan’s room, I catch a glorious purple glow. My curiosity gets the best of me. I walk in and flick on… — Leah Rae Miller Copy Share Image
Skies are crying, I am watching Catching tear drops in my hands Only silence as it's ending Like we never had a chance Do… — Unkown Copy Share Image
So ,you're thinking it's ending but it's only just began.Your whole life is there right-right in front of you! Life's a story that is… — Unkown Copy Share Image
I would like to tell you that it will be better tomorrow, But I've been through so many tomorrows and nothing has ever changed. — Unkown Copy Share Image
I'm sorry I want to apologize for being careless and hurting your feelings. Please forgive me ! I'm a jerk your friendship means a… — Unkown Copy Share Image
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say don't and if he touches your pussy say stop? Girl: But mom, he touched both so… — Unkown Copy Share Image
Im not bothered if someone likes me or Not. Even Angels are hated by Demons. — Unkown Copy Share Image
I am so grateful to the creator in heavens who brought us together. You are the first n the last person I would want… — Unkown Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
