Humor Quote by Tony-Paul de Vissage Download Open image ““What doesn't kill you can still make you walk funny.” — Tony-Paul de Vissage ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Laughter is the deadliest weapon of all: with laughter you can murder anything, even murder.” — Evgeny Zamjatin Copy Share Image
“I slip off my flats and walk down the front porch steps, while Mother calls out for me to put my shoes back on,… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
“No funny business. I’ll scream and dead or not it will hurt your ears” — Penelope Fletcher Copy Share Image
“On Halloween I like to scare up business the old fashioned way: with flyers, business cards, and electroshock therapy while wearing spooky masks.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The world might be vicious and treacherous and deadly, but it couldn’t kill laughter. Laughter, like love, has power to survive the worst things… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Government.... the scariest thing we face every Halloween... every day of every year!” — Robert Armstrong Copy Share Image
“Halloween of 1999 was like any other day. Except for the fact that my niece would die that day and I knew it.” — Carrie-Anne O'Driscoll Copy Share Image
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. — Jean Baudrillard Copy Share Image
“If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you can't learn any other way.--Mark Twain” — Tony-Paul de Vissage Copy Share Image
“Nil Sine Magno Labore ("Nothing without great effort") --Motto of Brooklyn College” — Tony-Paul de Vissage Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
