Being nice Quote by Steven Wright

I've been called 'paranoid,' 'schizophrenic,' 'the wild child of Silicon Valley.'

— John McAfee

I'm a paranoid schizophrenic. I am my own entourage!

— John Cusack

He stares at me, and then leans back in his chair. "He's ill, Jacob." I say nothing. "He's a paragon schnitzophonic." "He's what?!" "Paragon…

— Sara Gruen

I'm not a paranoid schizophrenic.

— Augustus Sol Invictus

Now, I'm no doctor, but I am on TV. And in my professional opinion, George Bush is a paranoid schizophrenic.

— Bill Maher

“He's paragon schnitzophonic.' 'He's what?!' 'Paragon schnitzophonic,' repeats Uncle Al. 'You mean paranoid schizophrenic?”

— Sara Gruen (Author

“In fact, in the early twentieth century it became popular for psychiatrists to write books on Jesus’s psychological condition: the majority opinion among these…

— Seth Farber

“When had I stopped being a person with Paranoid Schizophrenia, and become a Paranoid Schizophrenic; defined by my illness?”

— Michaela Haze

“There's an old, frequently-used definition of insanity, which is "performing the same action over and over, expecting different results."... Now, I'm no doctor, but…

— Bill Maher

Only two of my personalities are schizophrenic, but one of them is paranoid and the other one is out to get him. Only when…

— Edgar Degas

“Bipolar and paranoid. Throw in schizophrenic and you’ve hit the trifecta. They have padded rooms for people like you. Some of them even come…

— Cindy Gerard

“Voter NOUN a paranoid schizophrenic who believes the voices promising them an alternate future are real.”

— David Gustafson