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“Now, I'm no doctor, but I am on TV. And in my professional opinion, George Bush is a paranoid schizophrenic.” quote by Bill Maher — Download Open image

“Now, I'm no doctor, but I am on TV. And in my professional opinion, George Bush is a paranoid schizophrenic.”

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