Accurate Quote by Steven Wright

Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun, but I never have been able to make out the numbers

— David Brainerd

The last watch I wore felt like a handcuff. When I need to know the time, I check my cell phone.

— Regina Brett

If your objective is to tell time, you will not buy a mechanical watch. You have the time on your phone.

— Ricardo Guadalupe

Ask him what time it is and he'll tell you how the watch was made.

— Jane Wyman

I don't wear a watch. How do I know my time? I find that someone will always tell me.

— Michael Patrick King

Opinions Are Like Wrist Watches. Everyone's Watch Shows Different Time From Other... But, Everyone Believes That Their Time Is Accurate.

— Pacifiersucker

A watched clock never tells the time

— Proverb

Biological clock? I don't even own a watch.

— Sarah Mlynowski

Did you ever look at your watch, and you look away... and you don't know what time it is?

— George Carlin

Opinions are like Wrist Watches! Everyones watch shows different time from other¦ But all believe that their time is accurate!

— Ritu Ghatourey

I'm trying to remember how you tell the time by looking at the sun." -"I should leave it for a while, it's too bright…

— Terry Pratchett

They're pretty accurate, the clocks in mobile phones.

— James May