Animal Quote by Steven Wright

“Strap a piece of toast -buttered side up- to the back of a cat. Throw the cat out of the window. Will the cat…

— Alan Fletcher

Cats may sense early on that you don't like paw prints on your butter, but they will jump onto any surface in the home…

— Kathy Young

The fact that toast always lands buttered side down would be a blessing if you kept your floor covered in marmalade.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

I know which side my bread is buttered on: the side which falls on the carpet.

— Mignon McLaughlin

I never had a piece of toast particularly long and wide, But fell upon the sanded floor, And always on the buttered side.

— James Payn

He was the toast to her butter.

— Nicholas Sparks

If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and butter will be cut right out from under your feet.

— Ernest Bevin

“Murphy’s Law says bread will always land butterside down”

— Adam Anderson

Cats always land on their feet. Dogs don't.

— Eloisa James

I know on which side my bread is buttered.

— John Heywood

“I always fall butter side down”

— Josh Stern

Cast your bread upon the waters, and after many days it will come back buttered.

— Louisa May Alcott