Baby Quote by Steven Wright

Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose.

— Billy Connolly

The second thing to be striven for is intuition. This sounds an impossibility, for who can control that small quiet monitor? But intuition is…

— Wilfred Trotter

I'm a big believer in the negligee, that nearly invisible screen standing between you and the object of your desire.

— Marcus Samuelsson

I'm always fascinated by the dedicated monitors in a hospital. Non-standard cables, funny button shapes, odd LED colors, and lots of extra controls.

— Brad Feld

Incredible experience, watching a baby birth on the internet. It's now my screensaver.

— David Letterman

I have one of those Fitbits.

— Marty Walsh

“Mundane things like TV, music, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram…they all fall away when you’re in a hospital room, watching your child suffer. All that matters…

— Jasinda Wilder

I would like a nice, powerful, mind-altering substance. Preferably one that will make my unborn children grow gills.

— Parker Posey

You know those drugstore kits that tell you when you're pregnant? They should have one that tells you when you're sane.

— Kristin Scott Thomas

We both gaze down at my swollen tummy for a while. I still can't quite get my head round the fact that there's a…

— Sophie Kinsella

My imagination works well because I didn't have a boob tube for a baby-sitter.

— Cree Summer

You might as well talk to my baby daughter. You'll get more sense out of her

— Kenny Dalglish