Birthday Quote by Steven Wright

I bought a gun safe with velvet shelves and a built-in dehumidifier to house the hundreds of original [Barbara] Stanwyck letters I amassed that…

— Victoria Wilson

How you supposed to get fresh in the bathroom with some dirty-ass drawers that belong to someone in this house?

— Pauly D

One time, I pranked my sister: I put red solo cups in her room on her floor and filled them with water. Then I…

— Cameron Dallas

I bring incense, essential oils, and candles to make my hotel room feel more like home.

— Jamie Anderson

I have a bag full of stuff that I give to people when they come to my house.

— Mark Ruffalo

Electricity, water, gas, and steam course through the walls of my building, keeping it alive.

— Mason Cooley

I was going to buy my girl a Packard car for Christmas, but it took too long to deliver, so I bought her some…

— Jack Benny

You need to turn your room into a place of power. It's a good idea to have flowers around, candles, incense, you know, happy…

— Frederick Lenz

I was told I was having people over and to get my room cleaned. So I knew what that meant just take everything and…

— Kevin McCarty

My room is never clean. I play 'Guitar Hero' all the time and throw things around my room.

— Miranda Cosgrove

In petrol stations on the motorways where people have left the place looking messy, I clear up each lavatory I happen to have occupied.…

— Joanna Lumley

We should get a Roomba for our Roomba. I feel bad for it because it works tirelessly, and at night I can hear it…

— Ryan Gosling