Random quotes Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “Everywhere is walking distance if you have time” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Random quotes Time Walking
You can't really walk anywhere. Where are you going to go? Everything closes at a certain hour and it's a highway with bars on… — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
Time and distance have a way of playing tricks with your best intentions. — Anthony Kiedis Copy Share Image
Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Miles can be driven in minutes, so that makes you only minutes away from me. — Sierra Gumm Copy Share Image
The journey for your destination seems long only until you start walking towards it. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Yesturday is history. tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift. that's why it's called the present. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We fight. we kiss. we hug. we text. we talk. we argue. we laugh. we smile. we love. that's us. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boys are like toliets they are either vacant, occupied, out of order, or full of shit that's why it's called boylet: boy+let! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's hard to pretend to be friends with someone special when every time you look at that person, all you see is everything you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear hair, if you cooperated in the first place, we wouldn't have to do this the hard way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want a boyfriend that won't lie in my face I want a boyfriend that love me for who I am I want a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The shit you hear might be true, but then again it could be as fake as the bitch who told you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
