All night Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare All night Hate Night
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day 'cause that means it's gonna be up all night. — Stephen Wright Copy Share Image
I hate it when my leg falls asleep. I know that means it's going to be up all night. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
We're trying to sleep, we're trying to sleep. I hope these hands, woahh-ohh-ohh. Can turn back time. I want time to be a game… — Matt And Kim Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'm playing darts in my sleep and I wake myself up. I hate it. — Phil Taylor Copy Share Image
Last night I woke up with someone squeezing my hand. It was my other hand. — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
I really love to sleep. I think that's an amputee thing because I'm exhausted throughout the day. — Jessica Long Copy Share Image
Every time I go to sleep, I know I may never wake up. How could anyone expect to? You drop your tiny, helpless mind… — Isaac Marion Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Every wife ought to answer for her man. If the husband be engaged in a seditious club, or drinks mysterious healths, or be frugal… — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
I'm neurotic in the sense that I can have a crowd of 300 people cheering you, applauding you, standing O, but one guy come… — Wayne White Copy Share Image
Senator [Tom] Cotton has campaigned on wanting to kill Obamacare. He voted to repeal the Affordable Care Act back in January, but he now… — Rachel Maddow Copy Share Image
Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it. — Bob Phillips Copy Share Image
Everyone has seen people dancing all night. But take a man and make him dance for a quarter of an hour without music and… — Maurice de Saxe Copy Share Image
Never walk near the bed; to a ghost your ankle is your most vulnerable part-once in bed, you're safe; he may lie around under… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
I think I fully commit myself to any role to the extent to which I can. In other words there's some roles that maybe… — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
I memorize my lines and I show up. I think it's just instinctual, and sometimes it's wrong and the director says, "No, do it… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
If I walk into a place, a party, say, and there's a bookshelf, I immediately gravitate toward it. Unless there's a bar. But even… — Jonathan Evison Copy Share Image
When you're doing a play you get to go full speed ahead, all night, in front of an audience. It's a roller-coaster ride, responding… — Sean Patrick Thomas Copy Share Image