That indescribable expression peculiar to people who hope they have not been asleep, but know they have. — Helen Hunt Jackson Copy Share Image
I hate it when my leg falls asleep. I know that means it's going to be up all night. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Some people know they are dreaming when they are asleep. You must also know you are dreaming when you wake-up. When you… — Mooji Copy Share Image
Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
After the kids are asleep you … well, you know. Whatever it is. You slip away for a night. — Jennifer Garner Copy Share Image