Funny Quote by Smoochy01 Download Open image “Sorry in advance for my multitude of verbal gaffes about your pregnancy weight gain.” — Smoochy01 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Pregnancy Weight Gain
When I was pregnant for the first time, I could not believe how I gained so much weight. — Sameera Reddy Copy Share Image
It's normal to gain weight during pregnancy. It's something that has to happen to your body. — Carnie Wilson Copy Share Image
My weight and my pant size are the absolute last thing I'm concerned about. People who talk and judge pregnant women's weight need to… — Ashlee Simpson Copy Share Image
I gained 80 pounds for my pregnancy so this is like my coming out party. — Cindy Margolis Copy Share Image
I think it's really easy for women that haven't put on weight to make comments about other women's pregnancies. — Frankie Bridge Copy Share Image
My diet and exercise habits - which make me feel good and earn my doctor's approval - have made it easy to lose the… — Hilaria Baldwin Copy Share Image
Almost every woman I have spoken to about pregnancy has a story about her doctor giving her a hard time about her weight. Later… — Emily Oster Copy Share Image
When I was pregnant with my daughter Vivianne, I gained 55 lbs. I was so swollen. I craved anything that would make any woman… — Jessie James Decker Copy Share Image
I still think I'm fat. Right now I'm worrying about how I'm going to lose weight after the pregnancy. I feel like an elephant,… — Lily Allen Copy Share Image
I gained 60 pounds, and I'm proud of it. Why do I need to watch my weight when I'm pregnant? I could eat whatever… — Kate Hudson Copy Share Image
Listen Mototo, you better treat this lady like a queen. Because you, my friend, you have found yourself a perfect woman. If I ever… — Smoochy01 Copy Share Image
Man you guys are all a bunch of pussies. I wouldn't do it to a random girl but to my gf, hell yeah. I've… — Smoochy01 Copy Share Image
Neighbors Knockin' on the door, asking can we turn it down I say, Ain't no music on she said, Naw, that weed is loud — Smoochy01 Copy Share Image
Silently Missing someone. Silently caring someone. Even though we cant be together. Ill still love you forever! — Smoochy01 Copy Share Image
When I first saw you, you took my breath away. When you first talked to me, I couldnt think. When you asked me out,… — Smoochy01 Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image