Funny Quote by Sarah Morgan Download Open image ““I don't have a hot date. I don't even have a lukewarm date.”” — Sarah Morgan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Humurous-quote Sarah-morgan
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