Funny Quote by Sara Gruen

“The whiskey tasted like expensive honey. A bit too sweet, with smoky and earthy undertones. He hated it, but it was the beverage that…

— J.C. Reed

“I shot it back and closed my eyes, considering a trip to the liquor store. But there wasn’t enough whiskey in the universe to…

— Jamie McGuire

“My thirsty wanted whiskey...”

— Kris Kristofferson

“Whiskey is many things to many people, but at the very root of its popularity lies the story.”

— Kate Hopkins

“He says - slow on the switchbacks, cheap with the whiskey, but a good heart. For a dead man.”

— Kami Garcia, Margaret Stohl

“You’re drinking cheap whiskey? Why not the usual?” “Because Jack was here, and he’s real nice to swallow.”

— Ella Frank

“Whiskey and Beer are a man's worst enemies... but the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!”

— Zeca Pagodinho

“Life’s too short for this shit,’ he had announced to his empty apartment, and that had been the end of the great whiskey experiment.”

— Stephen King

“And he took another swallow of the brandy, shaking his great fair head like a man who looks forward to the worst.”

— Robert Louis Stevenson

“And he, despite the gallons of free whisky on offer, was wishing himself violently elsewhere.”

— Stephen Fry

“At the corner store they invaded a hot dog stand and drank pina colada to sober up. It did no good.”

— Thomas Pynchon

“Nothing wrong with believing good things will happen. And if it doesn't, there's always whiskey.”

— P.T. Patrick