Funny Quote by Sandi Lynn Download Open image ““Trust her; we girls are two sheets short of psycho when it comes to our special little time.”” — Sandi Lynn ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Little time Periods Psycho Time
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“There's no limit to what I wouldn't do for you. Just ask and it will be done, no matter the sacrifice.” — Sandi Lynn Copy Share Image
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“Pain is a part of loving someone, and it’s something that just doesn’t go away.” — Sandi Lynn Copy Share Image
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“Hey, Connor! Sorry I must have butt-dialed you. So, do you want to tell me how it felt being on my ass?” she laughed.… — Sandi Lynn Copy Share Image
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