Funny Quote by S.E. Jakes

“Because you’re looking for something temporary. Something fun to play with.” I leaned even closer to deliver my punch line—the one that would deter…

— Laurelin Paige

“I growled and then slapped him. "Hey!" His hand pressed to his cheek. "You always say that when I slap you," I said. "I…

— Andrea Cremer

“Don’t make me punch you again, because I swear to God, I will.” That elicited a smirk. His face still had a slight shadow…

— Chelsea M. Cameron

“I neither work for you nor am I mated to you, so I don't have to respond to your rudeness. And if I was…

— Larrisa Ione

“I might PUNCH you instead and trust that you won’t punch me back because of my endearing smallness. It would be like punching a…

— Laini Taylor

“If you’re looking for a good fight, fight to solidify your relationships.”

— Frank Sonnenberg

“I'll like you better if I punch you in the mouth.”

— Stephanie Jenkins

“If you cooperate, I promise not to hit you-much. If you don't cooperate.....Well, I'll use my fists instead of an open hand got it?”

— Amanda Bonilla

“That, and you have quite the temper." I play fully punched his arm. "Watch it, before you really feel my wrath.”

— August Westman

“Whenever you entertain the Bunch, Always plan to have a punch.”

— Mary Jane Remole

“There’s no way a woman could possibly resist your charm” Dominic smiled. “Or my dick. Don’t worry, I won’t get it out. I don’t…

— Suzanne Wright

“Forceful little thing, aren’t you?” “You have no idea. So we doing this or not?” Those lush lips twitched. “Let me get this straight.…

— Gena Showalter