Humor Quote by Ruth Westheimer Download Open image “A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.” — Ruth Westheimer ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Lesson Taught Lessons Taught
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
You can't teach someone to be funny, but you can teach comic timing. If you listen to a good comic, you can learn how… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
You can teach taste, editorial sense, but the ability to say something funny is something I've never been able to teach anyone. — Abe Burrows Copy Share Image
You can't teach standup comedy. You can teach someone how to formulate a joke, but making it funny is different. — Jermaine Fowler Copy Share Image
The truth is, I should have never done teaching. I did teaching because I didn't have the bottle to have a go at comedy.… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
You can't teach a person to be funny unless you teach him how to swipe someone else's material. To be a success he must… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
I don't think you can teach people how to be funny. You can make suggestions about how to speak a line or get a… — George Cukor Copy Share Image
Boredom is the biggest problem. The same position. Same day of the week. It becomes boring when you don't bring any added flowers home. — Ruth Westheimer Copy Share Image
For some people, 'ten feet tall' is just a metaphor. For me, it's more than twice my height! — Ruth Westheimer Copy Share Image
Never to forget the Holocaust was not only against Jews. It was mostly against Jews but it was also against homosexuals, gypsies and, let's… — Ruth Westheimer Copy Share Image
I read the horoscope, and when I like it I smile and when I don't like it, I say, 'Dr. Ruth Westheimer, what's the… — Ruth Westheimer Copy Share Image
It is a catastrophe, all of this virtual being together. I think there are people who get hooked on the internet. If they need… — Ruth Westheimer Copy Share Image
I'm not a type of grandmother sitting in a rocking chair. I'm a lot in the theater. I'm a lot at concerts. I'm a… — Ruth Westheimer Copy Share Image
I don't want people to be lonely. I would like them to find partners. — Ruth Westheimer Copy Share Image
When the first armies were formed, combat took courage, which women share equally with men, and strength, which we do not. But though I… — Ruth Westheimer Copy Share Image
If Congress wants to get involved in the business of morality by allowing a moment of silence in our schools, I support that. But… — Ruth Westheimer Copy Share Image
I think I was fortunate that even in the children's home I had a boyfriend. How important it was, as an orphan at the… — Ruth Westheimer Copy Share Image
I lived, while 1 1/2 million Jewish children died. So I have an obligation to repair the world. — Ruth Westheimer Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
