Dying Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dying Dying Wish Electric Electric chair Funny Lap Uncle Uncle Dying Wanted Wanted Lap Wish
I didn't want to be the aunt where you come over and can't sit on the sofa. — Tamron Hall Copy Share Image
In our house, my dad had a chair. It was a Barcalounger, big and comfortable. If we missed him or wanted comfort when he… — Wendell Pierce Copy Share Image
I want to die like my grandfather in his sleep, not like the other screaming passengers in his car. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A tragic car accident put me in a wheelchair and dashed my hopes and dreams for the future. — Madison Cawthorn Copy Share Image
I can't bear the thought of my mother having to push me around in a wheelchair. I'd rather die quickly. — Felix Baumgartner Copy Share Image
My dad was in a wheelchair and on oxygen for the last few years of his life. — Steve Earle Copy Share Image
But also I wanted him to go away and leave me be. I was granted one weak grace. Back in the room where the… — Alice Sebold Copy Share Image
When my dad was badly weakened by the flu and my mom wanted to call an ambulance to take him to the emergency room,… — Rich Lowry Copy Share Image
I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died?… — Mac Davis Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“He wondered how it was fair that your dying should depend so much on when you were born.” — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
I am not a depressive person at all, but I reflect a lot on my life, and life in general, from the perspective of… — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu Copy Share Image
I think when you’re dying you start looking for important things in the corners. You can’t let anything that seems even semi-important pass, because… — Chris Crutcher Copy Share Image
The world's history is a divine poem, of which the history of every nation is a canto, and every man a word. Its strains… — James A. Garfield Copy Share Image
Poor David Hume is dying fast, but with more real cheerfulness and good humor and with more real resignation to the necessary course of… — Adam Smith Copy Share Image
Got to say, dying would really wreck my best day. Been there, done that, and now that I think about it, Artemis forgot to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Life has no guarantees, though. What good is living if all you think about is dying? — Tracey Garvis-Graves Copy Share Image
