Funny Quote by Richard Osman Download Open image ““Sure,' says Ron. 'She wants to kill me. Bake her some scones.”” — Richard Osman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Richard-osman Ron Ttmc
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