Funny Quote by Reinhold Messner

It's the misfortune of German authors that not a single one of them dares to expose his true character. Everyone thinks that he has…

— Franz Grillparzer

“Sahl was never a great comic. His nervous, jabbing, keep-them-off-balance delivery was the strategy of a man who was not comfortable in front of…

— Albert Goldman

Sergio Aguero is a high-quality player. I'm a big fan of his, both of his football and his humility.

— Gabriel Jesus

“It is easy to see in retrospect that what I longed for was not a boyfriend but a version of me without my defects…

— Joel Derfner

In the time I spent with him, Jurgen Klopp was enigmatic, larger than life, and extremely quick-witted. He is quite unique as a football…

— Gary Lineker

I would be absolutely delighted if I were to have a career similar to that of Schweinsteiger, both at club and international level. We…

— Ilkay Gundogan

After the many rumours that we had heard about Hitler and the published criticisms we had read about him, we were pleasantly impressed. His…

— Hjalmar Schacht

Manstein is a man of illusions. ... He believes Hitler will listen to facts.

— Erwin Rommel

Steve McManaman once described Zinedine Zidane as ridiculous. You can't get a higher compliment than that.

— Jason McAteer

Schweinsteiger has got class, he's won the World Cup, he's won everything in the game and he's got experience and that's massive, especially at…

— Phil Jones

There was never any question about Scholesy's quality as a footballer. He was known as the little ginger magician in the youth team. Some…

— Steve Bruce

Legend is a term bandied about too much in football, but in Premier League terms Sergio Aguero is an absolute legend.

— Paul Merson