Funny Quote by Red Peters Download Open image “You promised the moon, but I prefer Uranus.” — Red Peters ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Moon
Don't promise me the moon or the stars, just promise you'll stay under them with me forever. — Tinku Razoria Copy Share Image
Don't promise me the moon or the stars, just promise me you'll stay under them with me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't have to promise me the moon or the stars, just promise you'll stay under them with me forever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont promise me the moon or the stars. Just promise youll stay under them with me forever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You dont need to promise me the moon and the stars, just promise me you will stand under them with me forever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't promise me the moon or the stars... ... just promise you'll stay under them with me forever. !! ... ãããããã ãããã ãã — Nisha Kapoor Copy Share Image
For years politicians have promised the Moon. I'm the first one to be able to deliver it. — Richard M. Nixon Copy Share Image
When you part your lips that way, I want you night and day. When you squeeze my balls so tight, I wanna blow my… — Red Peters Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
