Funny Quote by Raymond Benson

“I whirled to see the snake springing up from the ferns and bouncing towards us, fast. This time we turned and ran. Every time…

— Kenneth Oppel

“He wouldn’t have been surprised if it had died of boredom itself — no company except stupid people drumming their fingers on the glass…

— J.K. Rowling

“The Serpent woke. It raised its head from the silky soft mud, then slithered forward, leaving an elegant trail. It threw itself up into…

— Kylie Chan

“I asked what he was laughing at. “I was just wondering if it was possible to get any more miserable.” He chuckled darkly. “I…

— Steven Pressfield

A snake was hit by a car. A woman picks him up, feeds him, and gets him to a full state of health. But…

— Anonymous

“Listen, lady," he said in a high voice, "if I had of been there I would of known and I wouldn't be like I…

— Flannery O'Connor

“The jogger sighed. He pulled out his phone and my eyes got big, because it glowed with a bluish light. When he extended the…

— Rick Riordan

“I wish I could tell you that I leapt to my feet anyway, snake be dammed. Or that I wrestled the snake and then…

— Karen Hawkins

“A dozen cobras moved as one, shattering their bottles. Wine and glass sprayed the room. The snakes sprang for Isyllt's attacker with fangs unfolded.…

— Amanda Downum

“Still, picture the noble snake, having molted, slithering away, newly glistening. There’s the skin, in a big disorganized pile behind it. Is the snake…

— John Darnielle

“Bayla, is this how you'd kill me?" she asked out loud. There are easier ways. You could send another snake. I am sorry I…

— Sarah Beth Durst

“Then I got another mental image of him, broad chest covered in blond pelt, muscular forearms, big smooth cock jutting out of a silky…

— Josh Lanyon