Funny Quote by Ransom Riggs

“You're right, Dad. Dr. Golan did help me. But that doesn't mean he has to control every aspect of my life. I mean, Jesus,…

— Ransom Riggs

“Jason wasn't sure what to expect at the end--a dungeon, a mad scientist’s lab, or maybe a sewer reservoir where all Porta-Potty sludge ends…

— Rick Riordan

“He’ll eat you alive, shit you out and then piss on his dump.”

— John Green

“If you don’t learn to feed yourself, you wind up dumpster diving for someone else’s leftovers.”

— Mark Hall

“Ask yourself, "what would you do to survive?”

— Jaycee Dugard

“... when you go over it, cut out everything you can. The main thing is to know what to leave out. The way you…

— Earnest Hemingway

“taught him how to test the trash can food first—how to hold it in his mouth, what to taste for, to know it was…

— Jonathan Stone

“Please go" he said. "Just take my money - take anything - and go" I didn't get why he wanted me to take something,…

— J.L. Merrow

“Don't wash your brain with dettol, something useful may be lost.”

— Vishal Salgotra

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

— Kami Garcia

It's OK to be down in the dumps - just don't stay there too long.

— Catherine DeVrye

“If I wanted to eat leftovers, I wouldn’t have taken a dump in the Tupperware.”

— Jarod Kintz