Funny Quote by Rachel Caine

“Fuck, this is gonna piss you off and then you aren’t gonna let me stick my dick in you,” he muttered. “Do you have…

— Joanna Wylde

“Fuck, this is gonna piss you off and then you aren’t gonna let me stick my dick in you,” he muttered. “Do you have…

— Joanna Wylde

“My dick was throbbing, but I spent a good thirty seconds rubbing it all over his lips and chin. He closed his eyes and…

— Megan Erickson

“You scratch my back, I scratch yours." The smile faded into a leer. "No, you suck my dick, I'll suck yours.”

— James Buchanan

“Moby Dick doesn't bite so much as he swallows.”

— Herman Melville

“I’m a dick. I told her what I wanted when I could’ve held my tongue. Then, I rejected her”

— Ruby Rowe

“You can curtesy on my dick.”

— Cassia Leo

“Of course, in my mind, violence would have been better, but since that wasn’t an option, I decided to play along. “It’s okay, handsome.…

— Jeanne McDonald

“Thanks for cock blocking me.” I walked up to him, still naked and showing off my morning wood. “What are you my dick defender?”…

— James Cox

“In a nutshell: I control my dick. My dick does not control me. At least, that’s what I’ve been telling myself for the last…

— Emma Chase

“I tried to jerk my hand down to touch my dick only to remember they were bound. “Oh God, I fucking hate you,” I…

— Megan Erickson

“Bite me, love.”

— Terry Spear