Funny Quote by Rachel Download Open image “I'm pregnant John ~ The moment when every John in town dissapeared! haahahha:D” — Rachel ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Time
Wife: Sweetheart, I'm pregnant! Oh my God, what would you want it to be? Husband: A joke. 1 Jul — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All of a sudden I had a baby, because it went really quick. It was like, 'Oh! I have a baby!' So, it's great.… — Catherine Zeta-Jones Copy Share Image
Right at the peak of my - I went on the Hammer tour and found out I was 6 weeks pregnant, and we had… — Michel'le Copy Share Image
My baby getting chubby. Cue that Stevie Wonder music, aww isn't she lovely. Now I'm staring at her praying that things don't get ugly.… — Jay Z Copy Share Image
I want to see the birth of my baby. Hopefully it's a boy. He can play for St. John's. — Jayson Williams Copy Share Image
It's interesting: when your wife is pregnant and you're expecting, everyone's like, 'It's incredible. Get ready. It's magic. It's the most life-changing experience you'll ever have. Brace yourself for heaven.' And then the second the baby comes, everyone's like, 'Welcome to hell! Ha ha ha! You fool!' — Andy Samberg Copy Share
I actually got Josh pregnant. Whoops. Did not know that was possible. Apparently, it is. — Hayley Williams Copy Share Image
Sometimes, I just wanna sit there and stare at you! But, I don't wanna make you think I'm any more weird than I already… — Rachel Copy Share Image
Put your ,heart,mind,intellect and soul even to your smallest acts.this is the secret of succsess. — Rachel Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
