Couches Quote by Phyllis Diller

“On our flight back from Arizona where we adopted our daughter three years after our ungreen one-headed son a stewardess ... paused to to…

— Daniel Menaker

“For the majority of our marriage I was so busy mothering babies and nursing on demand that by the end of the day I…

— Mary Potter Kenyon

Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.

— Phyllis Diller

My wife tells me I need to learn to be more patient with my son.

— John Slattery

I think I am a better son than a husband.

— Govinda

“It was then that he also took the opportunity to say he was sorry that the Hubermann's son had not come home, In response,…

— Markus Zusak

I'd had boyfriends berate me for not having dinner on the table, calling me lazy for sitting around with the grout in the bathroom…

— Stephanie Land

Wherever you find a wife and mother-in-law slugging it out, you'll find a son who's not speaking up to either his mother or his…

— Harriet Lerner

“Accept the Things You Cannot Change During our weekend visits with his kids I tried to change things, such as poor eating habits. Big…

— Ron L. Deal

I am to gratify his pleasure and nurse his child, I am a piece of household furniture, I am a woman.

— Sophia Tolstaya

My mother told me that my birth mother got pregnant by a married man who didn't want to leave his wife.

— Ellen Ullman

Years later I would hear my father say the divorce had left him dating his children. That still meant picking us up every Sunday…

— Anonymous