Courses Quote by P. J. O'Rourke

The great thing about golf - and this is the reason why a lot of health experts like me recommend it - you can…

— Dave Barry

A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors.

— Frank Butler

Golf is a great substitute for satisfying some of those competitive juices, and you can't play baseball for as long as I did and…

— Chipper Jones

Swimming is fun. It's a lot funner than golf.

— Michael Phelps

On a real course, I'd probably want to throw my club in the water if I hit a duff shot. I'll give golf a…

— Jamie Vardy

Golf isn't like other sports where you can take a player out if he's having a bad day. You have to play the whole…

— Phil Blackmar

Golf is the only sport where watching the game is arguably as grueling physically as playing it.

— Willie Geist

The beautiful thing about the game of golf is you can play good golf and compete well into your later years, and you can't…

— Tom Watson

You have a lot of time on these tours. As Alice Cooper said, you can either drink all day or golf.

— Justin Timberlake

In football, there were drinks available everywhere you looked. On a golf tournament, you could find one free anywhere you wanted it. In tennis…

— Pat Summerall

Golf's a funny game. You can be playing poorly and then go and win a tournament.

— Karrie Webb

Golf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised to waste the time and try the spirit of man.

— Westbrook Pegler