Devices Quote by P. J. O'Rourke

“The motorcycle is a device created by the team of God and Darwin to rid the world of useless young males.”

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My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny.

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Gun violence has cost us too many political leaders, and hardly ever the worst ones.

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Pete Seeger is a modest, unassuming, cheerful, and kind-natured man. He's a good folk singer, if you can stand folk singing. And he's such…

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I'll be 56 this year, I've got two kids, and I think it's probably time to go back to writing one-glove jokes.

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