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“Good manners consist of doing precisely what everyone thinks should be done, especially when no one knows quite what that is.”

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My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny.

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Gun violence has cost us too many political leaders, and hardly ever the worst ones.

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Pete Seeger is a modest, unassuming, cheerful, and kind-natured man. He's a good folk singer, if you can stand folk singing. And he's such…

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Journalists are notoriously easy to kid. All you have to do is speak to a journalist in a very serious tone of voice, and…

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I'll be 56 this year, I've got two kids, and I think it's probably time to go back to writing one-glove jokes.

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