Diarrhea Quote by Nikhil Saluja

You don't want to be stopped. But it happens to everybody, like if you bump into an old friend or something. Luckily with an…

— Jay McCarroll

Thanks from keeping me from being a liar," said Nikolai. "What?" "About your having diarrhea." "For you I'd get dysentery." "Now that's friendship.

— Orson Scott Card

Nothings worse than having diarrhea and having to shit in a wal-mart bathroom, until you sit down and find out there's no fucking paper.

— Nikhil Saluja

Nothing is scarier than attmepting the first fart after having diarrhea.

— Anonymous

Fitness Tip: When you incur violent diarrhea while running, consider it calories burned!

— Nikhil Saluja

“He shuts up just one time after nearly a month of the verbal diarrhea.”

— Rick Yancey

There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people…

— Henry A. Kissinger

“Malnutrition is a plague in the elderly.”

— Steven Magee

Strangely enough, for me, Instagram has been a creatively freeing and inspiring format lately. I have been so very resistant to nearly all forms…

— Guinevere Van Seenus

We have to do whatever we can to ensure that no child dies of diarrhea.

— Chelsea Clinton

You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has…

— Jack Handey

SOME PEOPLE HAVE DIARRHEA OF THE MOUTH... STOP THINKING YOU ARE A RATTLE SNAKE, VIPER, COBRA, OR PYTHON... WHEN YOU ARE MERELY A GARDEN…

— Anne' McMillion