Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Dear fat chicks in tight ass clothes, You look like a half opened can of biscuits.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Inside every fat person there's a thin person looking to get out - They've just eaten them. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans, I...Can't...Breathe! Sincerely, Your Balls. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit — Clement Freud Copy Share
“That's what underwear is for, girls, so if an emergency happens you only show your cookies to the people you love.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I just saw a fat girl crying while girls pointed & laughed at her. I thought ,She must be finding it hard to fit… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“How dare you give the poor woman trouble over those nasty biscuits! If you made biscuits worth eating, sir, perhaps she wouldn’t throw them… — Sabrina Jeffries Copy Share Image
“They closely resemble eating baked lays, when what you really want is a damn fat ass bacon cheeseburger.” — Kimber S. Dawn Copy Share Image
Powdermilk biscuits: Heavens, theyre tasty and expeditious! Theyre made from whole wheat, to give shy persons the strength to get up and do what… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“The broads are fantastic…the bulging breasts of these savage wenches who move with graceful twists. Since I have come to L.A. I have not… — Oscar Zeta Acosta Copy Share Image
There's something to be said about a slightly plump person—you have just enough of too much. — Jamaica Kincaid Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
