Erotic Quote by Laurell K. Hamilton

“Some ground rules. In my place, cookie baking isn't a spectator sport. And if you eat all the chocolate chips, I'll turn your underwear…

— Anonymous

The trouble with emergencies is," she said, "that I always put on my finest underwear and then nothing happens.

— Zelda Fitzgerald

“If I got any hotter or any wetter, my underwear was going to slide down my legs in a pile of melted goo.”

— Roxy Mews

“More of a cookie person, myself. No offense to the other baked goods. I just like cookies.”

— Victoria Schwab

“I was with you right up until you said, ‘Bring the pain.’ I’ve only ever brought cookies, or the occasional casserole.”

— Nicole Peeler

“I keep butter in my underwear, because it’s like a meat locker down there. Can I interest you in two rolls of bread?”

— Jarod Kintz

“Boys and girls, you asked good questions, and you asked them nicely and quietly, so I’m putting a cookie token in our cookie jar…

— Laurie Frankel

“As uncomfortable as I feel, I keep the girly underwear on anyway. Who knows? Provided they stay the hell out of my butt crack,…

— Miranda Kenneally

“The cookies combine butter and spices in such a way that you could eat a hundred of them and only realize how sick you…

— Peter Høeg

“And don’t worry about the cookies for Ky’s class tomorrow. I already made the packaged ones. Trust me; them kids will enjoy them just…

— Love Belvin

“Just remember, life is a box of cookies.”

— Haruki Murakami

“Everyone knows that if you eat a cookie, and the cookie next to it is broken, you're required to eat that broken cookie as…

— Michelle M. Pillow