Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “A fun prank to play on your roommate is to not pay rent for 3 months.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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We have been roommates our entire lives. We just bought a place together. — Mary-Kate Olsen Copy Share Image
As long as the rent's getting paid, you don't think about getting out of the game. — John Cho Copy Share Image
Knock knock. who there? Your eviction notice you got 3 dayz to be out. — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
