“Nice men are ugly. Handsome men are not nice. Handsome and nice men are married. Handsome, nice and unmarried men are useless. Handsome, nice, unmarried and rich men are not interested in us. Handsome, nice, unmarried, rich men who are interested in us are players. Handsome, nice, unmarried, rich men who are interested in us and faithful are homosexuals. Handsome, nice, unmarried, rich men who are interested in us, faithful, straight and who would not lose interest in us even if we made the first move...those men must have problems!”
