Funny Quote by Murray Walker Download Open image “It's lap 26 of 58, which unless I'm very much mistaken is half way.” — Murray Walker ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Half Half way Lap Mistaken Motor Motor racing Racing Way
*During math test* My answer: 28. Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 45. Me: well 26 is closer to 28, so that must be the answer. — Mackenzie Copy Share Image
He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before in 62. — David Coleman Copy Share Image
It's easy at times to win golf tournaments and shoot 59, and sometimes it's hard to post an 85. — David Duval Copy Share Image
Rally points scoring is twenty for the fastest, eighteen for the second fastest, right down to six points for the slowest fastest. — Murray Walker Copy Share Image
It can be said that the first half of the marathon is 20 miles long; the second half, 6.2 more. — Hal Higdon Copy Share Image
Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf. — Ben Hogan Copy Share Image
One medal. One shot. One lap. Eight riders. No lanes. No right of way. Just go. — Caroline Buchanan Copy Share Image
I don't really look at numbers. I couldn't tell you what my home-road stats are or anything like that. — Christian Yelich Copy Share Image
DONT KEEP SOMEONE GUESSING FOR TO LONG CAUSE THEY ARE SURE TO FIND THE ANSWER SOME WHERE ELSE — LEONARD PAUL ROSE Copy Share Image
The tires are called wets, because they're used in the wet. And these tires are called slicks, because they're very slick. — Murray Walker Copy Share Image
Somebody said once 'Follow the money' and that is what it is all about. — Murray Walker Copy Share Image
He can't decide whether to leave his visor half open or half closed. — Murray Walker Copy Share Image
This circuit is interesting because it has inclines and declines. Not just up, but down as well. — Murray Walker Copy Share Image
The gap between the two cars is 0.9 of a second, which is less than one second — Murray Walker Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
