Funny Quote by Mimi Imfurst

I don't weigh a pound over one hundred and eighty and, what's more, I never did.

— Anonymous

I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.

— Chris Farley

I'm secretly like 800 pounds and 90 years old.

— Chrissy Costanza

I have an incredibly high metabolism.

— Zoe Sugg

When I was 16 years old, I weighed 176 pounds.

— Rafael dos Anjos

On the road, I weigh 168. At home, ten more.

— Justin Townes Earle

Thankfully I have good genes and a fast metabolism, which doesn't make me put on weight easily.

— Sanjeeda Sheikh

My weight is something that people seem to talk about a lot.

— Nicole Trunfio

I have skinny genes. My mother weighs 90 pounds.

— Ellen Barkin

I have an enormous metabolism, so I'm lucky.

— Mads Mikkelsen

I'm 69 kilos; I don't have a burden on my back.

— Neymar

Also, I sort of let my appearance go, to the point where I was maybe ten to seventy pounds overweight...

— Matthew Quick