Computer Quote by Marc Andreessen

A joke isn't yours. It's used and you don't know where it's been.

— Ricky Gervais

I thought that everyone would just think I was a bit of a joke as a writer.

— Georgia Toffolo

I loved the idea that I could write a joke and someone else would have to take the risk of performing it.

— Judd Apatow

One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.

— Mark Twain

I'm not a joke writer.

— Esther Povitsky

As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily that what I write is funny.

— Peter David

We only ever write jokes that amuse us.

— Jay Chandrasekhar

What I've been saying to people is that I write it.

— Topher Grace

I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the…

— David Cross

Great use they have, when in the hands Of one like me, who understands, Who understands the time and place, The person, manner, and…

— Charles Churchill

We didn't choose the joke because it's filthy! We chose it because of the structure!

— Paul Provenza

And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.

— Roseanne Barr