Funny Quote by Lorna Landvik

“Sister Ignatius taught me in Sunday School that "in the beginning there was light," but to me, it was always an incomplete sentence, which…

— Lorna Landvik

“That's where the importance of nurturing comes in; the already sculpted personality is not recast, but refined. Loving, caring families can sand and polish,…

— Lorna Landvik

“What I had come to love about book club (besides the fabulous desserts and free liquor) was how in hearing so many opinions about…

— Lorna Landvik

“The sun was as flirty as Scarlett O'Hara with the Tarleton twins, breaking through the clouds in spectacular bursts that seemed like personal favors…

— Lorna Landvik

“There are all kinds of stars in God's skies. Some are so bright and twinkly they take your breath away; and others don't shine…

— Lorna Landvik

“...in the beginning God created light... to read by.”

— Lorna Landvik

“She felt like a bad actress in a play she never wanted to be in.”

— Lorna Landvik

“When Wade brought you home, I thought, Now here's a girl with a little fire in her. And where there's fire, there's usually smoke.”

— Lorna Landvik

“I fear the democratization of plastic surgery, when it's so cheap that everyone - the butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker - goes…

— Lorna Landvik

“I am the salt of the earth, and I do not believe in the ninety percent rigmarole that is organized religion. But miracles? Miracles,…

— Lorna Landvik

Good posture and an attitude let you get away with anything.

— Lorna Landvik

“A few years back, when I finally got smart enough to go to a therapist, she asked me how I had held things together…

— Lorna Landvik