Funny Quote by Lolsotrue

Sometimes your parents are the ones with the biggest mouths of all time.

— Dakota Johnson

Brushing your teeth six times before you go to the dentist so they think you have really good teeth.

— Anonymous

When I was about nine, I went to school with a toothbrush in my mouth. I saw Method Man do it in a video.

— Michael Che

I don't think my parents know what I do.

— John Malkovich

I don't really say too much to my parents. If they ask me to do something I just do it and get it out…

— RJ Mitte

I'm one of those people who has a toothbrush and toothpaste with me at all times. After lunch, I'll brush my teeth in a…

— Morena Baccarin

THis's you when your parents say 'No' :)

— Anonymous

You know you have bad teeth when you brush them with a butter knife !

— Nicholas F

“Don't you dare throw out my toothbrush.”

— Kalayna Price

Now they broke my toothbrush, I don't own anything.

— Lee Child

I like to be the only one who uses my toothbrush.

— Anjelah Johnson

I've always wanted to be sure my parents approve of what I do.

— Ashley Tisdale