Funny Quote by Lena Dunham

Usually, someone who's in a show gets me a ticket. I feel cornered. I can't walk out if I don't like it.

— Uta Hagen

It's one thing to hear that someone likes your show; it's a completely different thing to have them come take their time and film…

— Billy Eichner

When I do stand-up around the country, I often see people walk out. This is a show that they've purposely gone to, where my…

— Bill Maher

You don't bring people down to your show and expect them to stand there and look at your shoes.

— Tony Kanal

But now it's just another show, you leave em laughing when you go. And if you care, don't let them know, don't give yourself…

— Joni Mitchell

There is nothing like that crowd reaction, and nothing like looking someone in the eyes, someone that paid for a ticket to come to…

— Big E

I never do a show where the people just sit there and look at me. They always sing along. It's going to be a…

— Estelle Fanta Swaray

Because the show is popular, people do recognize us on the streets.

— Ted Allen

People still recognize me from that show. And that's so fine with me. Most people aren't lucky enough to work on a show that…

— Danielle Fishel

People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on 'The Daily Show'...…

— John Oliver

You never want to hear that somebody didn't get to come to your show because they felt unwelcome or they felt like they wouldn't…

— Brandi Rhodes

I really love going to shows where I'm sandwiched between people, and you don't know if the sweat on you is yours or the…

— Katy Perry