Funny Quote by L.H. Cosway
““You need a job and I need a PA, why don’t you come and work for me?” “No thanks, God knows what being your PA would involve.” He laughs. “Well it would involve the usual, faxing, filing, answering the phones, taking bookings, relieving my sexual needs, etcetera.” “Yeah I thought as much.” I tell him, my tone doing all the rejecting for me. “Seriously though, the offer stands. Think it over.” He tells me in a soft voice. “I don’t have PA experience.” “I’ll teach you,” he says, in a tone that insinuates other things. “Sure.” He lowers his voice. “I think I’d enjoy teaching you things.” “Can’t say I w-would enjoy it.” Yeah, right. “You stuttered,” he says””
About This Quote
Source Short story: Unknown, contemporary fiction
A flirtatious, power‑imbalanced exchange where a man offers a job with sexual undertones, and the woman navigates boundaries and skepticism.
In simple terms: Flirtation mixes work with sexual suggestion, testing boundaries.
Set clear professional boundaries and communicate expectations.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- job interview
- office romance
- negotiating offers
- assertive communication
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- Are you comfortable with the power dynamics?
- How would you assert boundaries?
Sexual undertones can create coercion or discomfort.