Schools Quote by Kin Hubbard

Damn, ain't it funny how time pass? Only nigga in first class.

— Wiz Khalifa

Dat fadget asz nigga chicko gone get what he got cumin dont be surprised if his dyking asz sidekicks get da same cuz I…

— Trill One Love

“Thing is, as ye git aulder, this character-deficiency gig becomes mair sapping. Thir wis a time ah used tae say tae aw the teachers,…

— Irvine Welsh

A neighbour put his budgerigar in the mincing machine and invented shredded tweet.

— Chic Murray

How long would it take a school-inspector of average activity to tumble head over heels from London toYork?

— Charles Kingsley

To be standing over a putt for two to three minutes, that's ridiculous.

— Nelly Korda

I thawt I thaw a putty tat.” “I did, I did thee a putty tat" Finished with his Tweety Bird imitation, he grinned unpleasantly…

— Jeaniene Frost

Bun beata hoppin out the slab 100 carat jewlery, ready to protect it baby strapped up with that toolery, boys like to play but…

— Pimp C

When I'm away playing, I get these little videos of my boy in the morning and the evening and I think, 'You know, so…

— Paul Casey

Being on time is a practice I imbibed from my dad. He would be ready with make-up on at least three hours ahead of…

— Radha Ravi

“He got out to go into a bar and have a drink,” Squeaky mumbles. “What an asshole.” “Who did?” “T-Bone. See, T-Bone was, like,…

— Neal Stephenson

“Wullie,' said Rob, patiently, 'ye ken I said I would tell ye when there wuz times you should've kept your big gob shut?' 'Aye,…

— Terry Pratchett