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Ifs Quotes by Kin Hubbard

11 Ifs quotes by Kin Hubbard

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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.

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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.

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If at first you do succeed don't take any more chances.

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Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.

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I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.

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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.

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If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.

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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.

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If there's anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.

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You won't skid if you stay in a rut.

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All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em…

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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

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Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them.

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Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers th' goods.

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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.

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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

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If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows

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“A good listener is usually thinking of something else.”

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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.

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